Do not judge and you will not be judged.
Forgive and you will be forgiven.
Give and it will be given to you.
Luke 6: 37-38

4 October 2013

Your boss and you!

 Your Boss and You 

Hopefully this does not apply to your boss! If it does you may want to consider moving on. There are after all lots of fish in the sea, i.e. lots of excellent companies around! You may not be in the right job! 

      When you take a long time, you're slow.
      When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
      When you don't do it, you're lazy.
      When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
      When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
      When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
      When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
      When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
      When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
      When your boss does it, he's being firm.
      When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
      When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
      When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
      When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
      When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
      When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
      When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
      When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
      When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
      When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

Ecclesiastes 5:18
This is what I have observed to be good: that it is appropriate for a person to eat, to drink and to find satisfaction in their toilsome labor under the sun during the few days of life God has given them--for this is their lot.
Isaiah 3:10
Tell the righteous it will be well with them, for they will enjoy the fruit of their deeds.
Have a blessed week-end! Yours in Christ. N.
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I was born in France and brought up as a catholic. After the traumatic divorce of my parents, I moved to England and became a lost sheep. However I was convinced that I was 'a good person' until I fell in a muddy pit in July 2005 after taking decisions without seeking God's Word for guidance.  I cried out to the Lord and He heard me. I was rescued and redeemed by Jesus-Christ my saviour. He has turned my life around. 
I live blissfully with my husband Steven,  a c.o.e. vicar, near Stafford (UK). We are the proud parents of three loving daughters, I am also a step-mum, I have an amazing family including a step mum, two brothers and two sister and a dear sister-in-law and her children and grand-children, lots of cousins and eleven nephews and nieces. We live near Stafford in the UK.